Hey Guys

Hey Guys
Mein Aj Kafi Busy Hon
But
Phir Bhi Koshish Karon Ga
Nikal Jao

I’ll Try My Best
But Agar Mein Bahir Na Nikla To Kindly
Hilal Comitie Walon
Bura Bhala Na Kahiye Ga

Aur Aik Roza Aur Rakh Lijeay Ga
Aaj Agr Mauka Na Mila
To Kal Must Nikal Jao Ga

Phr Eid Kar Lena Thnx…...

Agar Allah Nay Eid-Ul-Azha

Agar Allah Nay Eid-Ul-Azha K Moky Par Apni Sab Sy
Piyari Cheez Ki Qurbani Krne Ka Hukam Diya Hota

Tu 1 Din Baad Ap Meri Chhuri K Neechy Hotay

Wah G Wah

1+2+1+2+3+1+5+1+2+5+1+2+1+5+1+2+5+1+2+
1+5+1+2+1+5+2+1+5+1+2+1+5+1+2+1+5+1+2++1+5+1+2+1+5+3

Wah G Wah
Eidi Gin Rahe Ho!--->

“Eid Mubarak”

Aaj Eid

Aaj Eid

Kal Eid

Subha Eid

Sham Eid

Khuda Kare K Ap K Har Lamhe Ka Naam Ho
Eid

“Eid Mubarak”

Bakra Debit

Bakra Debit
Cash Credit

Qurbani Debt
Gfosht Credit

Qasai Debit
Khaal Credit

Aap Debit
Hum Credit

Eid Mubarik…

Hamra Msg Debit
Apka Reply Credit

[[ Eid Ul Azha Mubarik ]]

Bakre Ne Mara Bakri Ko Singh..

Bakre Ne Mara Bakri Ko Singh..

Phir Pata Hai Bakri Ne Kya Kaha..

:

Singh Is King

Singh Is King

Singh Is King...

Kash tu mera Bakra hota

Kash tu mera Bakra hota
Main tujay Ghass Khilata

or pyar se tere seengh Hilata

or Poochta pagal Kaun??
Tu ya Main ??
Or tu piyaar se Bolta
Main Main....

Wishing you a very happy

Wishing you a very happy Eid-ul-Adha,
soft as Silk, White as Milk,
Sweet as Honey with full of Money

May your plate of life

May your plate of life be always full of juicy Kababs
& Tikas, Topped with the chutny of Happiness.
With best Eid wishes, Happy Eid-ul-Adha.

aao milaen k aaj EID ka din hy

aao milaen k aaj EID ka din hy
musarrato,n muskarahto,n deed ka din hy
gellay bhulaen, dilon ko saaf ab kar laen
ranjishon ko mitaen k saat-e-saeed ka din hy
EID MUBARIK

KG vs UNIVERSITY

KG vs UNI*
*k.G=pencil,rubber, sharpener, scale.......
*UNI:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua:-)
...
*k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma'am may i come....
*UNI:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se bhr:-P
*k.g: bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy.....
*UNI: yar aik paper to phar k dae :-D
*K.G: clas tst me star.....
*UNI:Full mOOn hi naseeb h0ta hy yar

Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote

Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?
Ans:4,



.
1.Meri vali,
2.Teri vali,


3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri Bhabhi..

Son Was Crying, Dad Came And Asked:Why

Son Was Crying, Dad Came And Asked:
Why Are u Crying? Tell me Im ur Frnd Na

Son:Kuch Nai Yaar.Chocolate Ziyada Maang Li, To Teri Wali Ne Mara Hai

Shab-e-Aawaargi Hum Jese Logon

Shab-e-Aawaargi Hum Jese Logon Se Hi Qayam Hy Warna. . .
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Kitna Ajeeb Sa Lagta Hy Sar-E-Shaam So Jana. . .

G 0_() d
N i G h T . . .

Do you Know Which Things

Do you Know Which Things; Make Life Memorable?? =)

-Power-cut; On the Night Before Exam..=D

-Enjoying; A Boring Movie with Friends..=)

-Dancing; In Shower on a Hot Day..=)

-Caught by Police; When Not having Licence..=P

-No Balance; When Ur Beloved's Miss Call..=(

-A Long Walk with Best friend..=)

Top 10 Msgs Awards 2011 Goes To

Top 10 Msgs Awards 2011 Goes To:

10) Sheela Ke Jawani
9) Kis Ne Kaha Tha K Pepsi Pe 5 Rupey Kam Kardo.
8) Wikileaks Ke Inkshafat.
7) Faraz Ki Wahyat Shayari.
6) Morning, Evening & Nite Gr33tings.
5) Shabir To Dekhe Ga.
4) Pathan Jokes.
3) Munni Ki Badnami.
2) Zubaida Aapa K Jaan Lewa Toatkay.
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.

1st Award Goes To:

.
.
1) Sab Se Harami Aur Lalchi 'Kutta' .....

(Han G Han Bilkul Wohi)

Jaag Jao K Tumhare Chehrey Ki

Jaag Jao K Tumhare Chehrey Ki
KIRNO'N Se Humari Subha Hoti Hy....!!

Ye Suraj Falak Se Nikalta Ho Ga Kisi Ur K Liye....!!

Subha Ba-Khair

To Start A Relationship Both Person

To Start A Relationship Both Person
Should Agree To It



But



To End A Relationship Only One
Person's Decision Is Enough!!!

Akelay Jo Dukh Uthatey Ho

Akelay Jo Dukh Uthatey Ho,
Yeh Tum Acha Nahi Kartay,
Humara Dil Jalatay Ho,
Yeh Tum Acha Nahi Kartay,

Kaha Bhi Tha Mohabat Hai,
Mohabbat Hi Issey Rakho,
Tamasha Jo Banatay Ho,
Yeh Tum Acha Nahi Kartay,

Uthatay Ho Falak Tak Tum,
Humain Saray Mehfil Main,
Uthaa Kar Jo Giratay Ho,
Yeh Tum Acha Nahi Kartay,

Jo Koi Pooch Lay Tumse ke,
Rishta Kya Hai Abhi Un Sey,
To Nazron Ko Jo Jhukatay Ho,
Yeh Tum Acha Nahi Kartay,

Bikhar Jayen Andheron Main,
Saharaa Tum To Detay Ho,
Magar Phir Chorr Jatay Ho,
Yeh Tum Acha Nahi Kartay..

Short But True Lines

Short But True Lines

"We Don't Know The

VALUE OF MOMENTS

Until

They Become A

M E M O R Y . . . "

TIME Makes Us FORGET Some PEOPLE

. . . Ultimate Truth . . .

TIME Makes Us
FORGET Some PEOPLE
But
Some PEOPLE Make
Us FORGET TIME ...
Such PEOPLE Becomes
Our LIFE . . . =))

Life Is Like A Mirror

"L I F E
Is Like A
M I R R O R !
Just Because You
Break Or Ignore It ...
Doesn't Mean Your
R E F L E C T I O N
Will Change ..."

Coffee Never Knew

D e D i C a T e D

Coffee Never Knew . . .
How Good It Could Taste
Before It Met Sugar, Water
And Milk . . .
We Friends Are Just The
Same . . .
We r Good
But When
We Meet We Become
The Best . . . =))

Th0uGhT For The LIFE TIME

Th0uGhT For The
LIFE TIME

"Work Hard But Make
Some Time To Your
L O V E
F A M I L Y
N
F R I E N D S
Nobody Remembers The
Power-Point Presentations,
Marks
0r
Degrees
On Your Death ..."

Keep GOD Inside Your HEART

-=- Pearl Of The Day -=-

Keep GOD Inside Your
HEART
And
Nothing In Your Life
That
You Won't Be Able To
Handle . . .
Remember
"ME + GOD = Enough" =]

Relationship Is Not Holding Hands

Relationship Is Not
Holding Hands While
You Understand Each Other
Its About
Having Lots Of
Misunderstandings & Still
Not Leaving Each 0ther's
Hands . . . *.*

DILL Pak Nahin

DILL Pak Nahin To Pak Ho Sakta Nahin Insaan... 

Warna Iblees ko b Aatay Thay Wuzoo k Faraa'iz Boht....!!!

"SUBH BKHEr ''

Tabdeeli Jab Bhi Aati Hae Moasam Ki Adao

Tabdeeli Jab Bhi Aati Hae Moasam Ki Adaon Mein...

Kisi Ka Yun Badel Jana Bohat Hi Yaad Aata Hae....!

Mujh Ko Sirf Itna Bata Dai Aye Mere Da

Mujh Ko Sirf Itna Bata Dai Aye Mere Dast-e-Shanass......!!!



Rooth Jaye Jo Muqadar Toa Mana'oon Kai'say ???:(

Arzoo-e-Dil Ne Hamay Diwan

Arzoo-e-Dil Ne Hamay Diwana Bana Dia,

Roay Na Thay Kabhi Aap Nay Rula Dia,

Hum Nay To Her Waqat Yad Kia Lakin,

Aap Nay Yad Kartay Kartay Zamana Laga Dia.

Pathan

Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.

Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"...:-)

Aaj K Frnds

Aaj K Frnds "I Tell U",
Kitne Busy What To Do.

Koi Mujhe Bole "I Miss U",
Koi Mujhe Bole No Time 4u.

Kash Koi Mujhse Kahe,
Oh My Dost "I Am Just 4u".:-)

Main Jeet K Haara To Kis Mor Pe Aa K

Main Jeet K Haara To Kis Mor Pe Aa K,
Toota Tera Sahara To Kis Mor Pe Aa K
Nishan Tak Na Rha Meri Chahton Ka
Mujhe Taqdeer Ne Mara To Kis Mor Pe Aa K
Jab Na Rahi Dil Mein Koi Pyar Ki Hasrat
Mujhe Tum Ne Pukara To Kis Mor Pe Aa K
Umar Bhar Doobte Rahy Hum Gham K Sumandr Mein
Ab K Mila Kinara To Kis Mor Pe Aa K
Guzri Hai Umar Sari Yun Awara Gardi Mein
Tu Ne Zindgi Ko Sanwara To Kis Mor Pe Aa k.

Husbands Sy Kaam Karwana

3 Womens
Topic: Husbands Sy Kaam Karwana

American: Main Ne Husband Se Kaha Ke Ahinda Khana Tum Pakao Gaye
2nd Din Us Ne Kuch Na Kiya
3rd Din Usney Rost Bana Liya

German: Main Ne Husband Se Kaha Ke Ahinda Ghar Ki Safai Tum Karo Gaye
2nd Din Wo Chup Raha
3rd Din Poora Ghar Saaf Tha

Indian: Main Ne Un Se Kaha Ke Ahinda Kapray Tum Wash Karo Gaye, Apney Sab Kaam Khud Karo Gaye
Aglay Din Mujhy Kuch Nazar Na Aaya
2nd Din Bi Kuch Nazar Na Aaya
3rd Din Aankh Ki Soojan Kuch Utri To Kuch Nazar Aaya (;

These Keywords on Google

A Guy Searching,

These Keywords on Google:

"How to Tackle A Wife.."









Google Search Result:

"Good Morning, Sir..!

Even We are Searching.." =D =P

TEACHER: Kal Skol Q Nai Aye Tm? MUNN

TEACHER:
Kal Skol Q Nai Aye Tm?

MUNNU:
Mje Bird Flu Ho Gya Tha.

TCHR:
Ye To Murge Ki Bimari Hy?

MUNNU:
Apne Mje Insan Chora Hi Kab Hy?
Roz Murga Bna Deti Ho:P

Zindgi ka asol

"Zindgi ka asol"

Agr koi ap ko Pathar Maray to ap ka Farz he k ap Us Pr,


Phool phenko,


Lekin'

Yad rahey,















Phol Gamlay,Samet Hona chahiay.:

Karachi Main Light ka Breakdown Kyo Hua?

Karachi Main Light ka Breakdown Kyo Hua?

MQM: Taliban Karachi Mai Aa Gaye Hain.

PPPP: Ye Jamhoriyat k Khilaf Saazish Hai.

PML(N): Aaj Adaliya Aazad hoti to Light na Jati.

ANP: Light ki Aarh main Pakhtoono ki Nasal Kashi ki Ja Rahi Hai.

Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne Taar Kaata Hoga. :-)

Hazrat ek zaroori ailan suniye: Ek Au

Hazrat ek zaroori ailan suniye:

Ek Aurat jiski umar 62 saal hai,
Har baar ki tarha is baar bhi ghar se bhag gai hai.

Maa ka naam WAPDA hai aur Baap KESC batati hai.

Uska naam ghalti se bijli rakh diya gaya hai.

Jisay bhi milay Khuda k liye wapas susral bhijwa den.

Shukriya.

App ka saal kesa guzre ga? SELECT 1-

App ka saal kesa guzre ga?

SELECT
1-GFC Fan
2-Millat Fan
3-Pak Fan
4-Royal Fan
5-Pak Asia

Jon sa marzi pankha chose kar lo
aapka saal hath wale pankhe k sath he guzre ga.

Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya

Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ?

Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,

5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,

weekends pr bijli totaly free,

rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,

bijli TM HI TO HO,

unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,

bijli the smart choice,

isse sasti srf mombti

Year 2050: Karachi National Museum of

Year 2050:

Karachi National Museum of History & Science

Main Jalta hua
"Light Bulb"
Dekhne walon ka Rush.

Wazeer-e-aala sindh ne iftatah kya.

Chief Justice ne kaha hai k Loadsheding

Chief Justice ne kaha hai k
Loadsheding khatam hone
Tak bijli mehngi nahi ho gi.


Lo G mubarak ho agle 100 saal tak
Sasti bijli estamal kro.

In Pakistan Yaar time kya hova hai?

In Pakistan

Yaar time kya hova hai?
Light jane ka.

Yaar time kya hova hai?
Light aane ka.

This time check was brought
To u by WAPDA & KESC
WAPDA & KESC ka mushtarka STANDARD TIME

Geo Faryal Talpur Sister of Zardari

Bijli hun main Bijli hun, WAPDA & KESC

Bijli hun main Bijli hun,
WAPDA & KESC ki main Titlee hun,

1 Ghanty k liye Aati hun
2,2 Ghanty jati hun,

0oper Pankha rukta hy,
Neeche Munna rota hy,

Mune ki Ammi kre Haaye,
Bijli us ko tarpaaye

Munne ki Ammi kaali
Bijli nakhron waali...

Brought to you by: WAPDA & KESC
Geo Bijli k Jhatky laga k.. :-)